Monday, October 20, 2014

laugh because you can

Shall we start out with a smile this morning... first off I will try telling them in english... however they are a lot better in castellano. and some cant be transladted so you will just have to ask stephen to help you out...

Who was the first prophet to have a car?   David because he had a honda (ok folks honda in spanish is sling..hahhaaha)

second, Que tiene que ver una vava con un argentino?  Una vava da leche y un argentina dice DALE CHE!  hahahahahahahahahahahaha

there are three people on an airplane.  all of which think they know it all, one french, one american and one argentine. First the french, being stuck up says ¨look I am so smart I can put my hand out the window and tell you exactly where we are headed.¨ so He puts his hand out and says ÿes we are going to France¨ the others resonded ¨how do you know?  ¨because I just touched the effel tower!!    the american says that he can to the exact same. ¨look I am so smart I can put my hand out the window and tell you exactly where we are headed.¨ so He puts his hand out and says ÿes we are going to united states¨ the others resonded ¨how do you know?  ¨because I just touched the statue of liberty.  so the argentine says welllook I am so smart I can put my hand out the window and tell you exactly where we are headed.¨ so He puts his hand out and says ÿes we are going to ärgentina¨ the others resonded ¨how do you know, because you touched the tower of san martin?  NOpe because I just got my watch stolen...¨ hahahaha 

alright I hope you are all laughing now because I sure am!!! 

quick potty break.... I know the laughter is unbearable..

"haha beautiful view!"

"divisiones con las hermanas de junin, opps i am writting in castellano... we had spilts with four other americans!  way too much fun. probably should have been illegal."


Ok LISTOS!  this week was just fantastic!  we started out strong and ended strong with 12 new people to teach for this week, RECORD!  we saw so many miracles, you think our meter would say OVERLOAD.  first off we did divisions with the sisters from junin.  That was fun because they both came to our area and I realized how much more we would do if we were two more!  I split with hermana gerber. she has 9 months in the mission.  durning lunch my comp and I cooked up QUISO!  it was soooo good and spinach scones and sugar cookies. we spoiled the sisters pretty much.  we had a picnic out on our pourch and enjoyed the time together, we  than al slept in the same room that night and it was just a big fiesta.  

wE found a family while we were out and about working and they have five kids, are married, and cried during the restoration. they are priceless and are on date.the only problem is that Mr. Hueso is a tattoo artist, and has been for 40 years.  BUT I have HOPE!   Elida is also a huge miracle as we have plans for her baptism this week.  She is adorable. when we talked to her this week about her baptism we asked her if she would continue praying about her date she responded ¨well of cource but I already know what God is going to say, because I have already receivied the answer.¨ we than asked her why she wanted to be baptized and she said, because its the true church and has the right baptizm.  she is a capa, responded the questions like an angel. haha  Ada is a super frail lady who was abandoned by her family and just needs some good mormon love.  She ahs a special place in my heart as we put her on date to be baptized and her only concern was getting her wig wet.  how tender is that.  I just love who we are working with right now, they are all worth gold. 

We had interviews with president this week and all is well, he started getting trunky on me and that I did not like, oh well what can you say I did just pass my two month mark. I came out pumped to not become anxious as december gets closer but to focus on my work and dedicate all of me, so if you could all do the same I would appreciate it.  If it werent for christmas I would ahve totally extended... so here is my rawling call... 

¨PERSIST WITHOUT EXCEPTION OR EXCUSES.  REASON CAN ONLY BE STERTCHED SO FAR, BUT FAITH HAS NO LIMITS.  THE ONLY LIMIT OF YOUR REALZATION OF TOMORROW IS TEH DOUBT YOU HOLD FAST TO TODAY.  I KNOW THE OUT COME I DESIRE AND I AM HOLDING FAST TO MY DREAMS.  i STAY ON MY COURSE AND I DO NOT QUITE! BOOM.  VAAAAMOS ARGENTINA! 

Really I need five hours to skim the details of the week but I think you get the gist of the best points.  two funny things happened this week. 

first the other day I went to take a drink out of my water bottle and fould that a leaf was in my mouth... gross. I go to take it out and it flys out instead... yes it was a fliying baby cochroch... in my mouth.... NASTY and I almost ate it!

second the other day we are studying in our appartement and we hear someone trying to break into our apprrtment... no really?  we look at teh door and the keys are shaking and the door handle moving... panic mood what do we do.  My comp looks through the peep whole and comes running away.  There is someone!  so we run outside on the poarch and start running around in circles, naturally first reaction. but wait, if they come in than we will just be surround and stuck out here.  so I grab the broom and run like a warrior, ready for the door to open.  but maybe they just dont know we are here. So then I start belting so they know we are... singing who knows waht haha well turns out that the scary man my comp saw through the peep hole trying to break in was just a little old grandma lost in our building.  haha but hey I was well armed and ready. and had a good laugh. dont trust in your short companions.. moral of the story.  

well ahve a wonderful week and enjoy the life we are given cause its the best. to bad you are not all in argetinia, because this place just calls for a good time.  Love you

hermana alley 

More pictures! Yay! 

(Okay so a certain editor was possibly not feeling just two pictures in this post and did some online stalking to find the rest. You're welcome) 









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